Warning:

The cracker are dryer than the Sahara Desert. Tasty, but dry. Dry, dry, dry. Did I mention dry?

REALLY good with the cheese spread or the jelly. Do not attempt with the peanut butter without a full canteen of water handy.

The bread, however, is pure evil.

Looks kinda like bread.

Good luck spreading anything on it.

Tastes like you're shewing a salt lick.

The Oatmeal cookie bars? I wasn't kidding earlier when I told Puck I broke a tooth on one.