Always check your shoes before putting them on. Sometimes your cat has been lavishly sick in one of them. #LFMF
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Spell check does NOT catch the missing ‘r’ when you email your wife that "I spent the day under the car with a greasy wench." #LFMF
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When you have a curious 6 year old girl in the house, do NOT leave your razor out in the open, otherwise you will find her three hours later with both eyebrows shaved off and school pictures the next day. #LFMF

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NEVER assume your kittens’ paws are wet because they scratch in the water bowl. ALWAYS assume your kittens’ paws are wet because they walked through urine. #LFMF Submitted by: litterboxtrainer via Submit Page