Hi Winnie and Angel,
I hear that you both are being falsely accused. Winnie, do you have a cell phone? If you do, call me right away. If not, get on the puter and let me know what's going on. We need to investigate so we can start your defense. From what I can see you and your baby Angel are being hit with a totally bogus charge.

My ace investigation team is getting together and we all will be there soon. Do not answer any questions about this, refer them to me.

Don't worry about a thing, fellow kitties. Help is on the way!

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose