My first NERF 'kill'.......

[RICHARD]

I recently have seen a spike in the wildlife sharpening their claws on the area rug in the front room.

I decided to do the responsible thing and purchase a 'gun' to try and protect the rug.


I keep it loaded and when the offending critter comes and begins to try and shred the carpet I fire a warning shot over his head, and if that does not work?

I shoot him in the arse!

I am a responsible 'hunter' and shot myself before I used it on any animal.

I have no limits, no tags to purchase and no guts to contend with.

I mounted my first trophy on the back of the recliner and now proudly display him to anyone who comes over to visit.