I need something strong today!

The neighbors started in again at 11 pm. They finally stopped at 2 or 1 if you set your clocks back then. It's bad enough that the owner of the house drinks until he passes out, I hate to think of the ones driving home. Can't call the police just because I THINK someone may possibly be driving under the influence.

Anyway, please put a shot of something strong in my rootbeer today.