DUDE!
He's lived in a plastic bag known as Kate for 10 years.
Now he can breathe! I am going to play the "macho man" card and say this-
Can you imagine what an intimate encounter would be like with that shrew?
JON! Kiss my neck! Did you forget I like my neck kissed! I can't do this unless you kiss my neck!
NO, NO! Not THAT side! That side is the side I slept wrong on. Why can't you remember the routine! I can't get into the mood when you screw up like that! JON! What is the matter with you! I put aside time to be with you and you cannot get it right?
I had to laugh about the bikini pics. Kate, in her everloving quest to be SUPERMOM, is probably auditioning future eunuchs/dads for the kids.







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