Politics and religion.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Yeah, I heard the 'retard' jokes about her kid, how her husband was a jerk, her daughter was/is an unmarried whore, her granddaughter was illegitimate, the celibacy trip her daughter is on now, and how Alex Rodriguez is the next son-in-law because he nailed her daughter-either one- during the 7th inning stretch!

Wow! You must get some nasty, nasty news. And wildly inaccurate...I quite sure she does not even have a granddaughter, does she?