NO DOGS ALLOWED
Don’t let your dog on the furniture with you. No couches, no beds, no loveseats. “All four paws on
the floor, all the time” By letting dogs share furniture with you, “you’re telling them they’re equal
to you in the pack” In their mind, they’re confused!
So... sitting on furniture tells a dog that they are equal to you in a pack? What about dog beds? What if I sit on the floor, does that mean we're on the same level? Does that mean that in the wild, the alpha dog in a pack sits on a really comfy high-up boulder and none of the lower ranked dogs are allowed on their boulder?

Unless a dog is guarding furniture, or refusing to get off when told to, I find the whole "furniture conspiracy" complete BS. My dogs don't enjoy sprawling out on the couch because that makes them DOMINANTALPHARAHH, it's because it's super fluffy and comfortable. If they are on the couch, but they're laying spread eagle on their back in a submissive position, does that make it ok?

Should I just buy a whole zebra carcass, and tear into it while growling at my dogs to keep them away until I'm done? I'm not going to force my dogs to watch me eat before feeding them... making them sit and wait with their bowls on the floor for several minutes without flinching is adequate for me. Ugh, dominance theories are tiring and trite.