I'm sitting here at work chuckling at the guesses. I am laughing so hard that I'm logging in at work for the first time

Sooooo.... to make matters more interesteing:
1) No way Ashley would get a cat... for far too many reasons.
2) I do have another daughter, who is a pure SWEETHEART. She is mature and responsible and everything one could ask for in a daughter. She sleeps with Mikey every night and is totally in love with the snuggle buddy.
3) I'm jealous of the relationship my daughter has with Mikey but I have been sleeping with a certain black boy and am totally in love with him too. After all, if the light hits him just right, you could say he's a black tabby (just black stripes on black... squint and tilt your head a bit while hopping on one foot and you see it! )

Now.... does anybody want to ammend their guess?