Actually - after it got sprayed with Fantastik and hosed down thoroughly and left in a Good Drying Spot for AT LEAST 24 hours (not a method for the impatient!), it worked just peachy keen!

Sorry to offend anyone from over 'ome, but I wasn't sure what I was dealing with.

As I found out, it likely had more to do with some peachy beverage stuff being spilled in a couple of crucial spots.

RICHARD - thank you so much. What WOULD I do without you?