I'm LOL at the image of Wayne having to eat standing up - I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often with 12 furkids in the house! As much as my kitty loves cheese (he's from Wisconsin, ya hey), he does not like pizza! I have offered him all kinds, since I kinda like pizza and I have several "dealers" in the area to give me my fix, but he's not interested. He was quite interested this morning in my bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, but just the milk - he stood on the arm of the chair next to me and drank the milk while I ate the Cheerios. Come to think of it, that was the first time I've seen him drink milk in all the time I've had him! He also loves baked goods, like doughnuts and muffins - if I'm eating those, he'll come next to me and gently paw at my shoulder or arm until I give him a little bite. I know that look that Emily does - there's 3 of us in this house and kitty always takes the 4th chair at the dinner table, and then he cocks his head completely to the side and looks at our food with big round eyes.
Most of the time he doesn't like what we're having, but he LUVS chicken and we indulge him with scraps (since it's high protein, low fat). I couldn't get this kitty fat if I tried - he has a naturally lean metabolism and he's SO picky.