Dear you,
Rewarding the group that won today huh? Where was our praise when we won?
We all know who your favourites are.
I give up with you and your stupid subject,
From,
Me.


Dear you.
If you want to go, just go. You obviously want to be there. We are not in control of you. You choose where you want to sit. It's better than sitting next to us, then turning round and talking to everyone else and practically ignoring us.
You go with your popular crowd.
I miss you, the old you,
From
Me.


Dear printer,
Why do you have to be out of ink?
I was doing something important!
You have the worst timing ever,
From,
One of your (rather annoyed) owners