Hi Striker,
It's very obvious that you are being falsely accused. What self respecting kitty would want to be bothered with dog stuff? It's clear to me and all of our fellow kitties that you're making sure that it's not pilfered when nobody is looking, putting yourself at risk in the process!

If you'd like, we can get these charges dropped in Cat Court. Please feel free to contact me and we can discuss your legal options in this situation.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose