Awwwww!~ Our Wee Willy is here! Boy, do you know just how many fans you have here? How many prayers you had coming your way? We all adore you here, never forget that...

Diet? hummmm you are only 16 pounds, why would they want to use that word in the same sentence with your name? Maybe not with the word "Wee" in it though, maybe change that to "WOW Willy"!!