Dear Pinot

I need your help. I am being held prisoner. Twice a day I am restrained and made to eat pills while a noxious fluid is dropped in my eyes! I am hoping that you can mount a rescue in the catmobile. I may also need legal advice from Groucho. Eddie will be able to guide you. He has been here before. Tell him Samantha will will sing for him. (The rest of you can bring your ear plugs).

Please help us. No-one will think to look for us in Kentucky.

Hopefully,

Daisy x