Dear Brad,

Go away. Please, just go away.

Ashley

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Dear Joel,

I'm letting go of you too. I wasn't impressed with you on Saturday night. You seem so certain I'm going to take you back. You lied about drugs.. you said you don't do them anymore. You've done them every single time we've spent time together. You keep pushing me to do things but I told you I don't do that anymore. So good riddance!

Ashley

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Dear Ashley,

Stop dating losers.

Love,
Me.