Quote Originally Posted by Catty1 View Post
Security Guard: Ma'am! Stop! Stop! She's got some kind of spray. She's trying to spray me now… and she's trying to wrap her cord around the kid's neck.

Ma'am? She's trying to spray me? She's trying to wrap a cord around the ki'd;s neck?


Sorry,

IF I WERE the guard, the next line outta my mouth would have been,

"The mom just hit her head against the wall and has passed out!"




I would have gone ballistic on that wretched creature.