Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
I heard this story last night!

This afternoon I was working in the yard and the song "LIGHTS" by Journey came on the radio.


Three minutes later I had the first verse written.



Sung to the tune of LIGHTS by Journey...

From the couch, unbound, comes a kitteh
Who was stuck there for some days!
There was nothing wrong with the kitteh
Ooh, ooh

So you thing your hungry!
I think the kitteh's hungry too!
The kitteh was not fed for some days
Ooh, ooh

Its sad, Oh there's a kitteh in couch without you
Without your charms,
Ooh, my, my, my

When the couch swallows up the kitteh
And he does go hungry for days!
Do I hope they find that hidden kitteh
Ooh, ooh

When the couch does give up the kitteh
Oh it is one happy day
And the owners got back their lost kitteh!
Ooh, ooh

Apologies to the band and Steve Perry.
Too Funny!!!

I'm glad nobody can hear me singing it.