Do yourself a favor, Capt. P. Go visit Ed D. Katz, he's a riot (and so is his hooman!)!

LOVE the narrative that accompanies your elegant portrait! What an accomplished feline you are; running a mini business out of a taxi, hopping from buffet to buffet, and doing solos on the sax!

What a handsome gent you are! Do me a favor, though, stay away from rubber bands, they could be bad news if you happened to swallow one.

I hope you have a marvelous day and get lots of treats and special attention!

Congratulations, Captain Pickles! ( your name!)