AHHHHHH!!!! I am calling PETA RIGHT NOW!

That is just not right Keva. You know... my momma sent Chipper and I to a similar torture prison camp.

They said I would benefit from a mild sedative. Can you believe that?!?!

Outrageous!

I'm so mild, I'm practically comotose. So what if I attacked that dryer. It had it comin'!

As soon as the good guys come and rescue me, I'll have them pick you up.

Sincerely,
Kia