1) These two retired couples will meet and perhaps become friends.
2) No one was hurt.
3) Nothing was destroyed, just moved two lawns down.
4) You need a sense of humor to appreciate this. It is after all Halloween, trick or treat.
5) A bit of harmless adult fun with cloths on, no drugs or firearms were used.
6) No pets were used.
7) It's damn funny.
8) I needed to take a walk
9) It was dark and no one saw me
10) Best reason of all, it pi$$ed you off.