Dear girl-in-my-spanish-class,

Just because you recently became a vegan doesn't mean we all want to hear you saying "iPobre animales!" every other second when we talk about food. I promise you, if you start that up again on Monday you will have the town militia at your front door. You aren't special just because you don't eat animal byproducts. I have been a vegetarian since 05, and hardly anyone knows this because I don't go around annoying people talking about it. Face it, we live in a society of meat-eaters. There is nothing wrong with that. We made our own decisions to not eat meat, but that doesn't mean we need to constantly force it on others.

Tone it down a bit.

Thanks!