Originally Posted by lvpets2002
All I know is That I Like the way Richard words things.. Oh Oh Oh I know lets write in Richard for President.. Right now I dont thing I will be available on Nov 4th..
This is my Platform for the Presidency!
Bring back corporal punishment-for parents. Smack them on their arse in public- For the sins of the 'best friends'. If parents are willing to be that to their stupid kids, let them take the bullet too.
Cash only transactions. For anything under 5,000
Revise the system. Any lawsuit for malpractice, pain and suffering or stupidity will be reduced by 50% with the other 50% divided between social services and medical care for the poor.
Any CEO will be paid according to what his company employees deems his salary to be. Not to exceed the average employee's salary by 25%.
Casual Dress Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays.
Every company with more than 10 employees will have Ice Cream Socials once a month. Under 10 workers? You will hire Ice Cream Trucks to drive up to the front door of the business.
Stupd Idea Day, Once a month on the last Thursday of the Month.
Instead of war? MMA Instead! Get your best mixed marial arts guy and we settle any inter-national hassles that way.
If you don't cooperate? We surround your country and only let in Soy Cakes and Sugar Frosted Flakes, the ones with Micheal Phelps on the package.
Stuttering politicians, Politicos that have had sex in office, figuratively and literally, ones were lawyers, community organizers or have any ties to felons, present, past and in the future will be kicked out of office and must spend every Tuesday visiting their friends.
All political promises will be reviewed at the end of every 90 days and pay docked accordingly.
The followers of the losing presidential candidate will be asked to volunteer at a local school, to show how graceful losers should act and not act.
School rules will be enforced with no predjudice or favor to the kids.
Free colonoscopys for everyone-the only charge will be for the removal of any impacted cranial material found in the colon.
Stupid people will be sent to Costco for a law license or to Starbucks for the 1/2 off latte sale in 2550.
No more blogging on the internet. Instead people will be asked to write labels and instructions, especailly for furniture bought at IKEA.
Prices for everything DISNEY will not be more than 9.99.
Mc Donald's Quarter Pounders will be sold at the Capitol for the House and Senate everyday. No BAG LUNCHES ALLOWED.
Nancy Pelosi will be given extensive psych evaluation, Joe Biden a wig, BO speaking lessons-included will be a dog collar -the kind that shocks him for every Umm and Ahhh.
George Bush gets retirement and a kick in the arse for being the president. Dick CHeney, a new shotgun and hunting trips with stupid politicians. John McCain gets a personal secretary to manage that internet he can't use. Palin gets an a cat proof suit, menses and free bullets for life.
And all the puppy voters will get free pee pee pads for their couches, one month before each election.
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