Accused of passing gas, man charged with battery

[RICHARD]

As one poster on this story said, "Farts are funny unless you're a patrolman from South Charleston."

Sheriff Taylor: Barney, You charged this man with what?
Barney Fife: ANDY, he pooted and that wasn't the....
ST: HE WHAT?
BF: POOTED!
ST: Come on Barney, Maybe he was sick!
BF: You should know! Aunt Bea almost killed me with that lunch the
other day!
ST: Don't bring Aunt Bea into this conversation, you perversion of the law!
BF I'm a perversion of the law? Look who still lives with his aunt!
ST: Okay, I've had enough! One more word outta you and I'll tase you!
BF: For what? Saying that Aunt Bea's cooking sucks?
ST: Yea, and for being such a sissy because some guy pooted during a traffic stop!

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Note to self.


Book no vacations or drives thru South Charleston!