Do you not-so-solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of Cat of the Day? Please raise your right paw. No, your right paw. That will do. Do you, Alfonso, promise to always be cute, cuddly, playful, handsome, and to always keep your humans laughing, thereby upholding the dignity of all that is feline, now and forever? You do? Good! You are hereby Cat of the Day, and you can now go and play.
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