I felt bad about the 'Your Terminated, *&$^#%' line-

Until, I read 'Turd Burglar'.

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When I worked I latch the screen door and say "Behave yourself and I love you" in a sing song voice-before I left in the morning.....

Until one day, I noticed the neighbor, A short guy the is always smashed, has a pot belly and wears nothing but wife beater t-shirts, was standing by the fence, listening to me.