Don Juan: Wake up, Mom! Where's my breakfast? It's time to scoop the litterbox. (sigh) OK, time for my personal trainer. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Hey, Mom's back! Did you bring us any treats? It's time for my brushing. Oh, come on, was what you're doing on that silly computer all that important? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Mom's watching the boob tube again, better go snuggle with her. And look, she got a cup of milk for me! Whaddya mean, it's your milk? Time for hoomin sleep. Hey, Mom, the litterbox! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Zerlina: Oh, Mom, I love you so much that I absolutely must massage you with my needle-sharp claws! Oh, boy, fresh water! Oh, come on and play with me for a few minutes, work can wait! Time to stalk Don Juan El Dorko. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ! Oh, boy, a new paper bag! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz There's the nice man from next door. Mom's back, better hop up on the couch and give her a nose kiss. Yummy, Fancy Feast! All right, you can brush me (sigh). NONONONONO! I don't want my claws clipped! Help! Don't watch boob tube, come in bedroom and play with me! Play with me some more! OK, you can go to sleep now.

But I do love them both.