Quote Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36 View Post
There should be some sort of honerable mention prize for people who crash in the biking events, especially BMX. Both finals had a couple of huge wipeouts and those poor competitors at least deserve a gift basket lol.
LOL, a basket full of gauze, tape and iron on knee patches!

Johnson and Johnson sponsorship?
I am stuck on Band -aids, cause Band-aids' stuck on me!!!!!

What's more embarrassing?

Pulling out of an event because you are hurt or planting face on a dirt track then getting hurt?

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No ties in the Olympics! Rock, rock paper scissors to decide.

Or yeah these guys can swim, but can they hold their breath underwater longer?

Make them swim again with one of the synchronized swimmers on their back!

Phelps may be the world's best swimmer, but I can kick his arse in Jeopardy!,
Tequila shooters and changing the litter in the cat box.

Being good at one thing is amazing, But I'd like to see him chase after the cat that races out the door?, How many bags of cat litter can he carry at once?
Can he clip cat claws without bleeding?

Cats don't even like water.

He's got a ton of gold medals for swimming, I have one in the Game Of Life!

LOL, Might look good on a job application?

"Position desired?"
LIFEGUARD!