An event for women?

Age fudging?

You have to fudge about your age and the opponents have to guess your age-points awarded the closer the guess.

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Like why did they disqualify the horses for doping?

They should go after the dopes that were horsing around.

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Another sport. Shopping to match your outfit to the medal you win!


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Race walking?

Is that running for lazy people or people who are only half inspired?

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SUPER GLUE on the batons for the team track relays!

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Phelps has a contract with the company who did the time for the games, Omega!