Happy Cat of the Day to you, handsome, hunky Romulus! I so enjoyed reading your mum's most entertaining, ummm, tribute to her beautiful boy Big boned, brainless, lazy and can't catch a fly if his life depended upon it...and he's a "puker!" Me thinks your mum is downplaying your many fine attributes for "effect," when in fact you are clearly, one utterly, irresistibly, charming fellow! As my mom used to say to me, "you're in a world of your own, and thoroughly happy to be so! lol But on one thing your mum and I do agree, come hacking time, you kitties sure know how to aim for the carpet or couch, each and every time! Thanks for the smiles and laughs, sweetheart! Enjoy your much deserved day of honor, and each and every moment of your enchanted life! Hugs and kisses to you, cutie pie!