OR, Stupid things I have done.

I was finishing up a bag of FLAMING HOT CHEETOS and in an effort to get the last crumbs from the bottom, I straightened out the bag put one open corner in my mouth and tilted the bag up.

Nothing came out, so I tilted the bag farther up............up......uppppppp...


Until the clotted Cheeto chunks of flaming hot chili powder and cheese fell into my eyes.

It took me about 5 minutes and some cold water before I felt like I could go back to watching TV..



Forget all the stupid warnings about prescription drugs....Snack foods are pretty dangerous too!