Hey BFF Joey!! Iz me Chopper!

Howz it goin? I wud fink not bery gud if u had to wear cwose. Duzent u know to run unner da cowch? Mommies cant getz u unner dere bery easiwy. What culor did ur mommy painted ur nails. I sur hopes her piked a boy culor or her and I will havz to hab a talk.

I wud lub to come ober and havs a pawty! What time shud I beez ober? Duz u needs me to brings anyfing? I gots a few hottie gurlfwends on myspace, wud u wikes me to bring dem BOL! I iz jus gonna paks my bag wiff all kinds of gud stuffs.

Well gotsta get paking, seez u soon!
Your Pal,
Chopper