Dear Uncle Gary,

We have a rule at my house. Maybe the Found Kitties follow the same one. Any new garment is to be placed on a horizontal surface so cat hair can be applied. No garment may leave the house without cat hair. This includes gifts as well as my human servant's clothes. I inspect every item of clothing my human servant gives as a gift before it is wrapped. My human is aware of this rule. She tries to get around it by using a device called a clothes hanger. Sometimes she is successful and sometimes not. She got a new white polo shirt for work because the old one had stains that would not come out. She left the house before I could make the inspection, but I got her back. She placed it on the bed and went to get a clothes hanger. Guess what she found when she returned.

My human servant thinks that is a perfect T-shirt for the Found Cats Hotel. I do, too, but please don't tell her that.

Meows, purrs and head bumpies,
Cassie Kitty