A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with some horrible stress. If you don't do the following
your husband will surely die." "Each morning, make him a healthy
breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
especially nice meal for him. DON'T burden him with chores, as he
probably had a hard day. DON'T discuss your problems with him.
It will only make his stress worse. And MOST importantly, make
love with your husband several times a week and satisfy HIS every
whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think
your husband will regain his health completely".

On the way home, the husband asked his wife: "What did the doctor
say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.