Poop Scoop Boogie (thanks, Richard!)

[RICHARD]

I had forgot about that!

Let me pop some Tim Mcgraw into the CD player!

Or some Alan Jackson!!!


Oh Oh! I just got an idea!

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Sung to the tune of Itty Bitty.

Again, apologies to Alan Jackson

Have a little box and little slotted scoop
You got have a box and little bit of poop!
It could be cedar or a little bit of clay
The cat fills it every single day!


Chorus:
Little cat with some large turds,
Colors beyond any old words!
Might as well scoop, might as well smile
This old poop will smell in a little bitty while!


Little bitty can and a little bitty plate
It’s the food that the little kitty ate
Don’t be scared and don’t be shocked.
It will show up in the little kitty box

CHORUS.


You know you got a job, to clean the cat box!
Wear some shoes –don’t wear any socks.
Scoop some biscuits, then the itty bitty logs
Keep the poop away from the nosy dogs!

You have a hubby or maybe a little wife
They won’t scoop poop, not or your life!
It’s not the ideal or what you want to dream
It’s all part of the kitty litter scene!

Chorus!