ahhhhh, dis iz nice, wying in da shade, wisnen to da burds.

Here mommy, dis iz my gud side.

What duz u mean u can seez straight up my noz?

omgosh I hopes I dont gots no boogers.

I bedder chek weal quik be4 da girlz seez um.

Mommy dat iz not funny!! Dats enuff pikshures, I iz dun!!!!!

Arrrrrrrarrrrrrrhhhhhh!!!