There I was, minding my own business when I saw this guy swimming on the surface of the water.

I decided to get a better look at him. I swam closer and noticed that he was a pretty tasty morsel, so i tried to make him a quick snack.

Everything was going well until he poked me in the eye. I let go and I could hear him saying "One, one, one, one..." as I swam away!...