Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD

There once was a senator who sailed Nantucket
Who bailed his bilge with a bucket.
When his diesel was found
floating on top the Sound.
He told the media to suck it.
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You have missed your calling Richard. You should be on the Editorial Page of newspapers far and wide with your witty (and true) poetry. Very well done! Wonder why this was not on any of the news programs I have heard so far today.......