oh i have got one for ya:

when they call i tell them that i would like to get there name and phone number and call them at home to discuss issues and see if they are interested in what i have to say.

**NOW ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR THIS ONE***

one time a man called and i lowered my voice and started moaning the answers to his questions, he paused ALOT and then i got all high pitched and was like "YES YES YES HUH HUH HUH" and he kept asking questions, i told him to hang on a minute and then put the phone up to one of THOSE TAPES ... and you could hear him on the other line say things like " OMG DUDE, listen to this"... and he would start t laugh.. finally he hung up!!! it was tooo funny!!!