OK, Aunty TC, I'll step gracefully from the top of the scratching post. I may or may not eat, but I promise to sniff around the food bowl so mummy sees I'm at least thinking of eating.

PS I'm a boy but that's OK as long as you still have space in your heart for me. I hope Miss Angel is a talkative Siamese, you are going to have so much fun learning our language. We talk best at 5 in the morning!