I sure don't know what hamwort is...doesn't sound good, though.

The cat flat on his back is a 'train wreck' at my house. Then, the pretzel is the backwards "U"...and it is so funny. My biggest, fluffiest cat does it the most! He stretches until he just can't stretch, and looks like a very wide "U".

And finally, after sniffing Allie and Dakky's toes...I must tell you weirdos...they don't smell like Fritos at all to me. I don't know what they smell like, but it isn't that. I couldn't get to the other four cats..I think they saw me coming and said, "watch out, something weird is about to happen to us".

I did manage to massage Allie's feet, and make her do the toe stretch thing - which is just adorable.