Quote Originally Posted by lizbud
I like this one. Sounds like California.

"You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of your city. "

Or Florida....

Personally, I know it will be a bad day when I poor my coffee mug at home and leave it a. on the counter, or b. in my car (yes, I could walk back out to the parking lot and get it, but somedays, that is a 1/4 mile from my desk!)