Hey Duke,

Marlin here. I barks at things until they do what I say also. Part of why I gets called "General Patton" around here. After I had all my teefies out, I barked any time there was dry kibble in my dish. And miraculously, it would turn into soft stuff! But that stopped after a week and I hadda stop barking and eat cuz I was HUNGREE. Now Lacey, she likes to reserve pet beds by puttin' her toys in them. I just bark an' bark and another miracle! The toys move out o' the pet bed and onna floor. I hop right in!

You just keep barkin' atta ball onna step, I know a miracle will happen for you, too!

Marlin!