Oh Luke, diz is Max
You poor aboozed kitty! How cud your mudder put you thru dat! Ebry time my mudder triez to put somting on my head I run and da ting falls off. My mudder laughs at me and triez again. Same ting.

Maybe my mudder shud tak to your mudder and we cud form a kitty union. Ya, dat's it, a union.

No more hats! No more hats! Maybe it wud work. Let's talk.

Max