**Ahem**
Max speaking...
To say that my hooman servant is **ahem** "thick in the head" is an understatement. Why, I have to scream at her for dinner at least 20 min after she gets home from W-O-R-K, whatever that is. I've been training her for years now but she just doesn't get it.
As for Christmas, well, I can't be bothered with all those silly toys. Auntie Gini sent me some treats once and I loved them but they are all gone now. So I really want more of those.......
....but most of all, I want my hooman servant home more.
Signed,
Prince Max
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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