Is this the one?
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook, did whatever the **** she wanted, never argued,
didn't get fat, traveled more, had many fantastic lovers and only
cooked the things she liked to eat, and always had money. She went to
the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that
went up her ***, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and
looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and ****** all the
time.

THE END
sorry for the *** but I didn't write it