Hi Boots, There is no question, your current situation is appalling and absolutely unacceptable. Did your Meowmie tell you why she put you in jail? What are the charges? How long have you been locked up like this? Are you being fed and do you have free access to your litter box?

You cannot be put in jail for no reason, you must be told of the charges against you and given the chance to defend yourself! Putting a kitty in the same cell as a doggie is cruel and unusual punishment. I also get the sense that there may be an issue of kitty aboose going on here too.

Papers for your immediate release are being prepared. My plane ticket is waiting at the airport and I'll be there later this afternoon so we can discuss your case. This will most likely need to be resolved in Cat Court. If you can, get the evidence together.

Never fear, Boots, I'm on my way.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose