Dear Livvy,

All hoomans are cwazy! They tawlk like some weird kinda baby! Itz toawtly annoyingz. Don'tz ya agree. I feel for you, Livvy and all other catz (including myzelf!) I beenz mad at my hoomans zince they boughf thatz dumb dog home withz themz. They call him Dukez. Dukez stepped on mez! Dukez stepped on mez! Can youz believe itz. After thatz, all I like themz forz iz their foodz. They feedz mez.

Lovez youz all,
Angel xoxo