If you think it sounds bad, check some of the fire department videos.

They do a tape where they make one of those suckers explode near a wall.


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A few tips about BBQing a turkey.


One, two and three.

NO kids in the area.
Make sure you are away from any building,
Get a Giant Fire Extinguisher!

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Make sure your bird is defrosted and fairly dry.


Water will make the oil spatter and hit the flame.
Ice will sit for a while then explode.

Make sure you have at least two people to dunk and remove the bird.
Three just in case.


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A 60% third degree burn is surviveable-

Third degree burn means there is damage to the flesh. The infections, shock and depth of a burn determines if you live or die.