I heard a story yesterday (30th anniversary of Elvis' passing.)

An American visitor was on a tour bus in the UK when a lady came on in tears saying that "The King is dead." The guy called information, asking who the King (of England) was. The operator, somewhat baffled, said, "We don't have a King, we have a Queen."

Tourist: "Then who's married to the Queen?"

Operator: "That would be the Duke."

Tourist: "Does the King know?"